#MDbot channel statistics

<Zipplet> &api Sound
<Greboid> :( i cant find the command to get a count from suzy-chan :/
<Greboid> &api *Comparator
<Zipplet> it's spamming leet errors in df's chan
<Dataforce> it doesn't have wildcard matching yet
<Dataforce> hmm, it seems to break if the thingy doesn't exist
<Greboid> pfff‽
<Greboid> ftl!
<Greboid> its really only useful with wildcards

<Dataforce> :P
<Dataforce> i'm chiiled out here, i'm just over reacting on irc :P
<MD87> Dear fucking god windows scks
<Dataforce> what did it do ?
<MD87> ... DMDirc vanished while I was typing
<MD87> And KDE sucks too
<MD87> But not as much as windows
<Dataforce> heh
<MD87> I shouldn't have to wait for an external hdd to power on and spin up when I press the up button in the alt+f2 dialog just because KDE wants to draw an icon

<Greboid> hospitals really are retarded
<Dataforce> indeed
* Dataforce wonders if that cooler will fit on the mb he chose
* Dataforce goes to investigate
<Greboid> "would you be able to tell me why you changed my mums appointment to make it 3 hours earlier otday, when the appoiintment is on monday?" "Dr Webley wants to go home early" "my mum wants an appointment and cant if he goes hom, surely its his job to stay?" "im afraid the decision has been made" "i'd like to rebook an appointment then please, for a time he can be botherd to stay in the hospital"
<Greboid> dman retards
<Dataforce> lol
<Greboid> i cant believe the reason is he wants to go home?!
<Greboid> i'd have at least lied about it!

<Demented-Idiot> same plase same time :)
<Greboid> place :P
<Greboid> meh
<Demented-Idiot> w/e
<Greboid> if i have a quick save anywhere near there i'll try, otherwise i doubt i cba o/
<Demented-Idiot> also the thing that pounds the floor
<Demented-Idiot> that repells the antlions
<Demented-Idiot> crashes there too
<Demented-Idiot> and the bit where you dive into the shaft when the guardian is chasing you

<Zipplet> did you fix your java Greboid?
<Greboid> nup
<Zipplet> or does it still taste foul
<Zipplet> :(
<Zipplet> is it just dmdirc breaking it?
<Greboid> seems not

<laser> still got a first mind
<laser> Second year programming project was the OpenGL one
<laser> The most advanced data structure I used there was an array.
<MD87> Don't know what our bigish project will be this year
<MD87> It's some kind of group project in the last term, and we have no timetabled lectures
<MD87> iirc, the people at the open day had made some kind of space trading game in the language of their choice for second year projects
<laser> Our group project had no programming
<laser> It was a 2 week design project
<laser> So we handed in about 80 pages of UML

<Dataforce> so you may aswell do it!!
<MD87> .
<MD87> um
<MD87> 21:10:43 | <null> Your PHP version renders faster than the Java version? :o
<MD87> That's me.
<MD87> On coldfront
* MD87 wonders what broke
<Dataforce> hmm, got a raw window log to paste somewhere ?
<Tobavaj> Execution successful. No output.

<Greboid> nup, groups.
<Greboid> http://code.google.com/p/support/issues/list
<Greboid> seems to be the list for it
<Greboid> 'tis already noted as a bug
<Greboid> twice :)
<Greboid> one medium priority, the other high!
<DMDircUser> Sooo, throw some colour at me

<Zipplet> \o
<Greboid> dear god, they must think you're a bum if they're sending you cv's :P
<Demented-Idiot> Greboid
<Demented-Idiot> i asked them for it
<Greboid> you were too bummy to write your own‽
<Greboid> :D
<Zipplet> lol
<Demented-Idiot> i dont know how to write my own!
<Greboid> `google CV howto

<MD87> hmm, that seems nifty
<MD87> ~php var_dump(preg_match('/foo (?P<moo>[a-z]+) baz/', 'foo bar baz', $m), $m);
<Soren> PHP: int(1)
<Soren> PHP: array(3) {
<Soren> PHP: [0]=>

<r3Fl3X> I use debian unstable
<r3Fl3X> I played around with gentoo for a few weeks
<Greboid> meh, am testing kubuntu, but im sure it'll piss me off
<r3Fl3X> but as it removed another windows partition I decided to drop it
<Greboid> everything pisses me off :/
<Dataforce> Greboid: dont forget more than one package is listed on a line, and if you run wc -w, you get 21 words even with no upgrades needed,
<r3Fl3X> KDE :(
<Dataforce> kde ftw!
<r3Fl3X> no way!

<MD87> Yay!
<MD87> Boo!
<IRCParser> Boo!
<MD87> :)
<IRCParser> That was good timing!
<IRCParser> mmm

<Soren> PHP: 94.208
<Greboid> 19mb here!
<MD87> but you ftl
<Greboid> clearly me ftw!!!!
<Greboid> i have more games installed than i used to, yet my steam folder is smaller o.0
<Greboid> will try the other hl2 based coop game i dled today methinks
<Greboid> well, there are 2
<MD87> name?
<Greboid> !google follow freeman

<JudgeDuck> o=
<JudgeDuck> Omg it still lives!
* JudgeDuck pokes MD87
<MD87> Hey
<JudgeDuck> Hi
* JudgeDuck slaps MD87 on the head for not remembering him
<MD87> Long time no see
<JudgeDuck> Ah =)
<JudgeDuck> Indeed

<savircuser> Indeed
<Dataforce> i think it would nicely break on freenode - i do believe they have a +a channel mode that isn't a prefix mode
<savircuser> The text box font is like 18 pixels or so
<Dataforce> oh, thats not nice
<savircuser> Maybe more, it's huge and bold
<Dataforce> also looks like they stole the winamp logo for their connect button, and the mirc options icon
<savircuser> mmm, I guess we need some form of graphical /list handler at some point
<Greboid> i might have to start removing the ui forms from dmdirc just to try and get the style errors going down again :P
<savircuser> ¬_¬

* Greboid glares
* IRCFrEAK failes to see why this gets a softpedia award and we don't
<IRCFrEAK> -e
<Dataforce> IRCFrEAK o.0
<IRCFrEAK> You can't even resize the nicklist fgs
<IRCFrEAK> Default name, it seems
<IRCFrEAK> Their options dialog is ugly, their default theme is ugly, their whole ui is ugly

<DF|Soren> buffy ~= angel
<Greboid> lies :P
<laser> Other than being set in the same Universe, they're very different shoes tbh :P
<laser> *sows
<laser> *shows
<MD87> lol
<Greboid> lol
<laser> Damn, I'm only on my second glass of wine :(
<laser> google oxford bus company X13 timetable

<Greboid> just delete gnome
<MD87> Yeah, that'd work
<Greboid> its reason for existing has stopped existing :)
<MD87> What was its reason for existing
<MD87> ?
<Greboid> it was born as a Free alternative to kde, but QT is gpl now
<Greboid> so it can just die already
<MD87> Other than to piss users off by hiding settings away as much as possible
<Greboid> i might rewrite the callbackthing tonight and see how badly it gets shot down :P

<MD87> !slap ?!?
* DMDbot slaps ?!? around with a small herring
* DMDbot slaps ?!? around with a small herring
<MD87> !reloadactions
<MD87> !reloadactions
<DMDbot> Actions reloaded.
<DMDbot> Actions reloaded.
<MD87> !reloadactions
<MD87> !reloadactions

<Greboid> or maybe he just sucks

<MD87> >>> NICK IRCParser_
<MD87> <<< :sw.de.quakenet.org 433 * IRCParser_ :Nickname is already in use.
<MD87> >>> NICK IRCParser_
<MD87> <<< :sw.de.quakenet.org 433 * IRCParser_ :Nickname is already in use.
<MD87> >>> NICK IRCParser_
<Zipplet> lol
<MD87> I see df updates the nickname when I change it ¬_¬
<MD87> although I am sending a raw line, as there isn't a method to set the nickname
<Greboid> can i go complain at df for not using generics and throwing compiler errors?

<Anders3G> Hmm
<Anders3G> Why
<Dataforce> I eye every non-regular who joins :P
<MD87> Hmm... current() returns False if the pointer for the array is out of bounds, which really isn't that helpful if you have an array of booleans...
<Dataforce> lol
<Dataforce> useful
<MD87> Would make more sense for it to throw an exception, really
<MD87> But then they'd break all the legacy code that was written for PHP2, and we wouldn't want that!
<Dataforce> lol

<Dataforce> or moan at the people who can fix the bugs :P (in teh case of pretty much any/all window ui bugs that would be sun not us
<Dataforce> )
<Dataforce> )
<laser> This one is definitely you :P
<laser> This one is definitely you :P
<laser> The installer doesn't put the correct permissions on files
<laser> The installer doesn't put the correct permissions on files
<laser> It does look native though :D
<laser> It does look native though :D

* Dataforce returns
<laser> 'lo
* Demented-Idiot screams at his G7
<Demented-Idiot> are those new G7s still available on amazon Dataforce?
<Demented-Idiot> installed firefox on work computer too!
<Demented-Idiot> internet explorer eats too much ram imo
<Demented-Idiot> slow as hell too

<Dataforce> saves me effort aswell \o
<MD87> Need a load of format strings adding to the config thing already \o
<kirika> I already dislike konversation
<IRCParser> Moo?
<IRCParser> You FTL
<IRCParser> I can see what I type :D
<Greboid> format strings?
<MD87> ‽
<Greboid> yea, but look how much i objected di, and im used to it now :P

<Dataforce> &dmdirc -count
<Tobavaj> Uniquely Named items: 212
<Tobavaj> Total items: 213
<Greboid> :/
<Greboid> i dont have the api in a directoryit can index
<Greboid> -api moo
<gapi> No matches found.
<Greboid> o/
<Greboid> -api String

<Greboid> urm
<Greboid> which makes sense snce i havn't edited the xconfig to know my mouse has more than 3 buttons
<Greboid> now i need to restart x :(
<MD87> 13:53:53 | <@Dataforce> surely its no more illegal than giving the number over the phone to a comapny, or over the internet ?
<MD87> There are different regulations for cardholder present and cardholder not present
<MD87> The former you need proof that you had the card (either a swipe, chip read or an impression)
<Greboid> brb i guess
<MD87> Also htf did they check that your signature was right? ¬_¬
<MD87> Remind me to go to your shop if I ever steal a credit card and need to launder the money